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 <title>♂ × ♀ (post neuromântico)</title>
 <link>http://sysd.org/stas/node/196</link>
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De mulheres para homens (&lt;b&gt;o desafio&lt;/b&gt;):&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src=&quot;http://sysd.org/stas/files/active/0/piss.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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De homens para mulheres (&lt;b&gt;o troco&lt;/b&gt;):&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;img src=&quot;http://sysd.org/stas/files/active/0/wife.jpg&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;
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 <category domain="http://sysd.org/stas/taxonomy/term/48">amor</category>
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 <category domain="http://sysd.org/stas/taxonomy/term/44">imagens</category>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:14:21 -0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Vídeo musical do &quot;Penny Down&quot;!</title>
 <link>http://sysd.org/stas/node/185</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;
Aproveitando as férias, tive uma incrível idéia de fazer um vídeo musical para esta obra-prima de humor &lt;i&gt;nonsense&lt;/i&gt;, composta pelo meu grande amigo &lt;b&gt;Dr. Checks®&lt;/b&gt; ainda no século passado (em 2000 &lt;img src=&quot;misc/smileys/wink.png&quot; title=&quot;Eye-wink&quot; alt=&quot;Eye-wink&quot; /&gt;). Claro que o vídeo deveria fazer jus à composição. Para a letra feita de trocadilhos sem-sentido, nada melhor do que uma sequência de gráficos aleatórios, aonde somente os mais esquizofrênicos cérebros encontrarão algum significado. Apreciem com moderação!
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Por uma série de razões (e talvez até mesmo intencionalmente), o vocal está bastante ininteligível. Portanto, seguem aqui as letras (&lt;i&gt;lyrics&lt;/i&gt;):
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&lt;pre&gt;
Dr. Checks - Penis Down (pre-release)

why don&#039;t you suck my penis down?

(chorus)
my penis down
my penis up
my penis down
my penis in
my penis out

hey!!!
suck my penis

(chorus)
my penis down
my penis left
my penis right
my penis between
my penis behind
my penis under
my penis on
my penis down
my penis up
my penis down
my penis down
&lt;/pre&gt;

&lt;p&gt;
&lt;b&gt;P.S. -&lt;/b&gt; Os incríveis gráficos de fundo psicodélicos foram descaradamente copiados do &lt;i&gt;screensaver&lt;/i&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://electricsheep.org/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;electric sheep&lt;/a&gt;!
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 <category domain="http://sysd.org/stas/taxonomy/term/42">engraçado</category>
 <category domain="http://sysd.org/stas/taxonomy/term/37">humor</category>
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 <category domain="http://sysd.org/stas/taxonomy/term/45">vídeos</category>
 <pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:16:12 -0200</pubDate>
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 <title>Cartoon de embrulhar o estômago...</title>
 <link>http://sysd.org/stas/node/181</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Nojento, horrível, feio, estúpido, nauseante, repugnante, repulsivo, de péssimo
gosto... &lt;b&gt;MAS EU ADORO!!!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Com vocês, as desventuras do &lt;i&gt;Lloyd&#039;s Lunchbox&lt;/i&gt;, um personagem animado
criado por &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.robotzombie.com/&quot;
 target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Gregory Ecklund&lt;/a&gt;.
O Lloyd estreou na compilação &lt;a
 href=&quot;http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0132528/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Spike
and Mike&#039;s Hilarious Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation&lt;/a&gt;,
porém o seu real sucesso (creio eu) se deve à participação no &lt;a
 href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7lvtXulnqk&quot;
 target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;vídeo musical&lt;/a&gt; (videoclipe) &lt;a
 href=&quot;http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_Now_%28Korn_single%29&quot;
 target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Right Now&lt;/a&gt;, do &lt;a
 href=&quot;http://www.korn.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Korn&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br&gt;
Deleitem-se! (e, crianças... &lt;b&gt;não façam isso em casa!!!&lt;/b&gt;)
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 <category domain="http://sysd.org/stas/taxonomy/term/42">engraçado</category>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:54:28 -0200</pubDate>
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 <title>Segredos do Google Earth?!</title>
 <link>http://sysd.org/stas/node/128</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Outro dia, me deparei com esse videozinho (bastante rodado por
a&amp;iacute;, por
sinal):
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&lt;p&gt;A primeira rea&amp;ccedil;&amp;atilde;o foi:&lt;i&gt;
&quot;ser&amp;aacute;
que n&amp;atilde;o &amp;eacute; uma fraude?!&quot;&lt;/i&gt; Achei muito
suspeito postarem um &lt;b&gt;v&amp;iacute;deo&lt;/b&gt; e
n&amp;atilde;o as meras coordenadas para que algu&amp;eacute;m possa
abrir o &lt;a href=&quot;http://earth.google.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Google
Earth&lt;/a&gt; e verificar ele mesmo... A meu ver, daria menos
trabalho fazer assim, a menos que realmente as imagens fossem um &lt;i&gt;fake&lt;/i&gt;.
Bom, sem entrar em detalhes, consegui uma listinha com as coordenadas
dos lugares que aparecem do v&amp;iacute;deo. Agora, cada um pode ver
por conta pr&amp;oacute;pria que essas coisas existem (ou
ent&amp;atilde;o foram fraudadas pelo Google?! &lt;img src=&quot;misc/smileys/wink.png&quot; title=&quot;Eye-wink&quot; alt=&quot;Eye-wink&quot; /&gt; ):
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;Um &lt;i&gt;&quot;Crop Circle&quot;&lt;/i&gt;, em Panocchia,
It&amp;aacute;lia:&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;code&gt;44&amp;deg;40&#039;53.74&quot;N
10&amp;deg;19&#039;1.99&quot;E&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;Forma&amp;ccedil;&amp;atilde;o montanhosa que parece uma
cabe&amp;ccedil;a de &amp;iacute;ndio:&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;code&gt;50&amp;deg;
0&#039;38.20&quot;N 110&amp;deg; 6&#039;48.32&quot;W&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;Outro &lt;i&gt;&quot;Crop Circle&quot;&lt;/i&gt;, em Darfield, Reino
Unido:&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;code&gt;53&amp;deg;31&#039;52.92&quot;N
1&amp;deg;21&#039;24.85&quot;W&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;Praticamente ao lado do anterior; uma zueira &lt;img src=&quot;misc/smileys/lol.png&quot; title=&quot;Laughing out loud&quot; alt=&quot;Laughing out loud&quot; /&gt;:&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;code&gt;53&amp;deg;32&#039;18.32&quot;N 1&amp;deg;20&#039;47.33&quot;W&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;Gigante de Tarapac&amp;aacute;, Chile:&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;code&gt;19&amp;deg;56&#039;56.53&quot;S 69&amp;deg;38&#039;2.12&quot;W&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;Um imenso tri&amp;acirc;ngulo no deserto:&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;code&gt;37&amp;deg;37&#039;42.49&quot;N
116&amp;deg;50&#039;55.61&quot;W&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;Rosto nas montanhas, na &amp;Aacute;frica:&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;code&gt;6&amp;deg;42&#039;51.96&quot;N
42&amp;deg;11&#039;55.66&quot;E&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;&quot;Crop Circle&quot; formando o logotipo do &lt;a
 href=&quot;http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Firefox&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;img src=&quot;misc/smileys/wink.png&quot; title=&quot;Eye-wink&quot; alt=&quot;Eye-wink&quot; /&gt;:&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;code&gt;45&amp;deg; 7&#039;26.88&quot;N
123&amp;deg; 6&#039;50.06&quot;W&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;Pr&amp;eacute;dio em forma de uma Swastika:&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;code&gt;32&amp;deg;40&#039;33.75&quot;N 117&amp;deg;
9&#039;27.52&quot;W&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;Algu&amp;eacute;m tomando banho de sol &lt;img src=&quot;misc/smileys/tongue.png&quot; title=&quot;Sticking out tongue&quot; alt=&quot;Sticking out tongue&quot; /&gt;:&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;code&gt;52&amp;deg;
4&#039;43.36&quot;N 4&amp;deg;19&#039;57.98&quot;E&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;Gigantesca forma&amp;ccedil;&amp;atilde;o
geom&amp;eacute;trica:&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;code&gt;37&amp;deg;24&#039;6.25&quot;N
116&amp;deg;52&#039;4.21&quot;W&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
  &lt;li&gt;Um m&amp;iacute;ssil alado em pleno v&amp;ocirc;o (esse
n&amp;atilde;o aparece no v&amp;iacute;deo, portanto, considere-o um &lt;b&gt;BONUS&lt;/b&gt;,
rsss &lt;img src=&quot;misc/smileys/wink.png&quot; title=&quot;Eye-wink&quot; alt=&quot;Eye-wink&quot; /&gt;):&lt;br&gt;
    &lt;code&gt;38&amp;deg;13&#039;35.66&quot;N
112&amp;deg;17&#039;56.91&quot;W&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;P.S. - &lt;/b&gt; se n&amp;atilde;o souber
visualizar as localidades com estas coordenadas no Google Earth,
contente-se com o videozinho &lt;img src=&quot;misc/smileys/sad.png&quot; title=&quot;Sad&quot; alt=&quot;Sad&quot; /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;P.P.S. - &lt;/b&gt; sem histeria, por favor: os &lt;i&gt;&quot;crop
circles&quot;&lt;/i&gt; acima n&amp;atilde;o s&amp;atilde;o obra de uma
for&amp;ccedil;a m&amp;iacute;stica, e nem fazem parte de nenhuma
conspira&amp;ccedil;&amp;atilde;o. Quer mesmo saber como s&amp;atilde;o
feitos? Visite&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.circlemakers.org/&quot;
 target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;http://www.circlemakers.org/&lt;/a&gt;! &lt;/p&gt;
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 <category domain="http://sysd.org/stas/taxonomy/term/39">computadores</category>
 <category domain="http://sysd.org/stas/taxonomy/term/38">internet</category>
 <category domain="http://sysd.org/stas/taxonomy/term/49">misticismo</category>
 <category domain="http://sysd.org/stas/taxonomy/term/45">vídeos</category>
 <pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 22:42:55 -0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Censura = marketing?!</title>
 <link>http://sysd.org/stas/node/110</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;Estava discutindo isso hoje pelo telefone com a Fabi... Toda essa barulheira que o bloqueio do &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;YouTube&lt;/a&gt; no Brasil causou por causa do tal do vídeo da Cicarelli... Afinal, ou isso foi um ato de censura dos mais estúpidos, ou então um ato de &lt;strong &gt;marketing&lt;/strong&gt; dos mais inteligentes!!! Por que depois do escândalo que o bloqueio causou, mesmo aqueles que não manifestavam nenhum interesse pelo assunto (e incluo-me nessa lista!) foram lá xeretar o tal do vídeo da &lt;em &gt;&quot;Daniela Cicarelli !@#$%?*+ no mar com o namorado Tato Malzoni numa praia da Espanha&quot;&lt;/em&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;
E, obviamente, conseguiram, pois, mesmo que o YouTube esteja censurado, há o &lt;a href=&quot;http://video.google.com/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Google Video&lt;/a&gt; e também o velho e bom &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.emule-project.net/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;eMule&lt;/a&gt;, entre outros.&lt;br /&gt;
O que não obteve sucesso algum foi restringir o acesso ao YouTube. Mesmo que o acesso direto seja barrado, é só criar uma rota alternativa! Muitos sabem fazer isso pelos proxy HTTP. Mas hoje é (relativamente) difícil encontrar um.&lt;br /&gt;
Então, na próxima tentativa de censura, reaja usando o proxy distribuído e anônimo &lt;a href=&quot;http://tor.eff.org/&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Tor&lt;/a&gt;! &lt;code &gt;&lt;img src=&quot;misc/smileys/lol.png&quot; title=&quot;Laughing out loud&quot; alt=&quot;Laughing out loud&quot; /&gt;&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <category domain="http://sysd.org/stas/taxonomy/term/40">crítica</category>
 <category domain="http://sysd.org/stas/taxonomy/term/36">filosofia</category>
 <category domain="http://sysd.org/stas/taxonomy/term/38">internet</category>
 <category domain="http://sysd.org/stas/taxonomy/term/43">sarcasmo</category>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:07:49 -0200</pubDate>
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